News You Don't Need

• The creators of Sesame Street want to make the show more health-conscious, so in the future Cookie Monster isn't going to snarf half as many cookies as he usually does.
• Club Med for skinheads: A luxury hotel is being erected 300 yards from the ruins of the Berghof, Hitler's mountain retreat.
• Camilla Parker Bowles hasn't found something new or anything blue for the wedding yet, but she did confirm that she has something old (Charles) and something borrowed (Charles again).