Happy Father's Day To the coolest and most gifted Dad I know:

• You gave me my sense of humour (some people wouldn't thank you for that, but I do).
• You gave me my taste - mostly good taste. Without you I may never have known the beauty Fawlty Towers, Blow Up Your TV, To Kill a Mockingbird, really terrible B movies that nobody's even heard of, Harold and Maude, backwards Cinderalla, Show Me the Way to Go Home (I'm Tired and I Wanna Go to Bed), the list goes on and on and on....
• You gave me my curiosity and my drive to figure things out.
• You read the comics to me, tried to teach me to catch a ball (sorry that one didn't work out for ya), taught me the world's worst jokes, showed me how to skip rocks, and a googlion other things.
• You gave me all your patience and love even when I was a &*%$#@ little brat. You deserve a Congressional Medal of Honor for that.
• You still give me excellent advice, all your patience, and all your love. For that, you STILL deserve a Congressional Medal of Honor!

I love you, Dad. Happy Father's Day.