Monday, October 10, 2005

Sylvia Browne, Psychic Clown

On the September 8 broadcast of Coast to Coast AM, Sylvia Browne stated that the serial killer who has murdered several prostitutes in Edmonton is named Jacob, "or goes by the name of Jake. He's short and stocky, burly looking, got a broad face, broad nose, dark complexion, a very high bulging forehead with deep set eyes. He will be caught within the next month."

It has now been a month. Thanks oodles, Ms. Browne. You're a big fat help as always.

Several years ago, she told the grandmother of a missing 6-year-old that the girl was alive in Japan. The child's body was later found - in Texas, where she disappeared - and the alleged murderer caught. It's fine with me if Ms. Browne wants to make goofy statements about the moon landing being fake and pandas having souls and whatnot, but when she strays into areas where real people and real crimes are involved she should shut the hell up.

2 comments:

The Zombieslayer said...

Did I ever mention I'm a psychic? Yes, I am.

Watch.

Within the next five years, a team you'd never expect to win the Stanley Cup will win the Stanley Cup.

There will be a major disaster in a country that has lots of people.

Some guy will kill random people.

Two famous people will get married, then divorced.

An animal will make the news sometime next year.

Hats will become fashionable again.

There will be fighting in the middle-east.

There. Those are my predictions.

As for Sylvia Browne, that missing daughter thing was messed up.

tshsmom said...

Damn, ZS; is there no end to your talents? ;)