I belong to a couple Yahoo! Satanism groups for the sake of research. I have to admit I haven't learned a great deal from them, but man, do some of the posts crack me up! Recently the moderator chewed someone's ass for posting an "inappropriate" link to a Michael Jackson album. And I'm thinking, "Uh, don't y'all worship the Author of All Lies and funky chimeric Sumerian deities and such? Where do we draw the line at 'inappropriate' here?"
One guy was having a tough time contacting the demon Azoth and asked for suggestions. I wanted to ask, "Did you try his pager?", but another guy advised him to e-mail Azoth via the group every night and then pretend that Azoth was replying via e-mail. Sooner or later (could be years), Azoth would begin to e-mail back whether he exists or not, because this guy's mental energy would create him.
Okay. Yeah. Makes sense.
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Do you 'spose that MY mental image could make Dr Phil email me? Probably more of a chance than an evil deity.
Hey, if it works with made-up demons, why NOT Dr. Phil?
Sounds like they watched too much Angel. Tell them to email Wolfram & Hart -- they'll get ahold of that pesky demon. :)
One guy was having a tough time contacting the demon Azoth and asked for suggestions.
Now, that's surreal.
I've known many Satanists in my days and one thing they all had in common - not enough attention from their parents.
That exlains SO much...
See what Dad and I saved you from?
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