Yeah but, no but, yeah but...

For that special someone who has everything, how's about a talking Vicky Pollard doll? Vicky Pollard is the teenager from hell (played by a guy) on the sketch comedy show Little Britain, and the doll says three of her typical rambling stories about "fings which you know nuffin about", like "No but yeh but no what happened was, was you know the Redmond sisters, they found a verruca sock in the girls bogs and put it in Carrie's bag and she completely had an eppy and turned up to Carmel Sharma's party with a compass and stabbed Carmel Sharma, and anyway Shelly Bentley gave Craig Harmen a blowie in the shallow end for a bite of his Funny Foot."