I watched Trading Spouses tonight, and it was scary.
A New Age hypnotherapist/astrologer traded households with a Louisiana Christian for one week. Hypno-Mom had a fantastic time, dug the family, and went home smiling. Church Mom went home and erupted. She threw a screaming, sobbing, raving tantrum about "dark-sided" things like Buddhist flags, mandalas, and decorative gargoyles. "I rebuke it! I rebuke it in the name of the Lord!" she shrieked, while her stunned family stared at her in complete bewilderment, not really sure what the hell she was so angry about. She cried that it was the worst week of her life, muttering darkly, "I've seen things no one should see..."
Holy crap. I've never seen anyone react to Solstice like this. This woman was so tightly cocooned in her tiny comfort zone down there in the bayou that she didn't even realize horrible things like psychics could possibly exist. And I shouldn't mention it, but she was also grotesquely obese. I'm not talking chubby. I'm saying you could store the Encyclopedia Britannica on her ass. She was a massive, blathering ball of issues.
Satanic panic is alive and kicking...
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Damn, I miss ALL the good ones! They keep switching nights on this show so I never know when it's on. :( We just keep finding it by accident.
She totally freaked me out. It was like "The Exorcist" in reverse. You remember that scary preacher-lady you used to hate? This chick was WORSE. No wonder I can't sleep. :P
AND the scary preacher lady is skinny!
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