A Father's Day Poem (Ogden Nash)

"Being a father
Is quite a bother . . .
You improve them mentally
And straighten them dentally
They're no longer corralable
Once they find that you're fallible
But after you've raised them and educated them and gowned them,
They just take their little fingers and wrap you around them.
Being a father Is quite a bother,
But I like it, rather."