Saturday, December 02, 2006

Funky searches and Stupid News

The stuff people Google to end up at my blog isn't too bizarre, really: Lately, lots of "Running With Scissors", Satanism, and questions related to blue apples. Oh, and "Tom Cruise sexuality". Ew. But there are occasionally a few head-scratchers...

"cold shaky hamsters" (doesn't sound good...)
"dancing hippo ra ra ra"
"a wonderful mansion Manderlay novel" (if they can remember "Manderlay", why can't they remember "Rebecca"?)

In the news today, Finland's Sexiest Man (the Prime Minister, Matti Vanhanen) broke up with his girlfriend via text message. That's not the sad part. The sad part is that this is "Finland's Sexiest Man". Finland needs to get out more.

10 comments:

Gardenia said...

I know there has to be some big blond Viking types out there - course I am attracted more to a man's mind - but this one looks like what us Americans refer to as a "Pansy." Breaking up by email sort of reinforces that, huh?

S.M. Elliott said...

Oh, it gets better...he met and mostly dated her online, too.

Bridget Jones said...

Now those are strange. I'm really glad I don't know how to check that stuff out.

But I gotta ask, SME, what is your new umm...picture thingie? A Christmas tree made of green finger tips?

Anonymous said...

I like the tree, but where's the LIGHTS??....

S.M. Elliott said...

It's just a funky tree - kind of '60s clip art-ish. It's only for Christmas, then Alice is going back up. (if you think the tree is weird, you should see the partridge I drew to go in it! ;D)

tshsmom said...

My search words are pretty boring too. Most of them are related to TS, which is what I'm there for.
I have had quite a few hits for 'ass' and 'HNT', since I posted my butt picture. Those people were in for a HUGE disappointment! heehee

S.M. Elliott said...

Heheheh, that's what they get for googling "ass". They should be way more specific! :D

Laura said...

Funny... I always forget to check my search referrers. Here's my favorites lately:

commericialism christmas (Google)
"al kaline" surly (Google)
hate costco (Google)
batman robin "class distinction" (Google)
hollywood "streetwalker prostitutes" (Google)

S.M. Elliott said...

OK, I'm intrigued by "Batman Robin class distinction". ;D
My weirdest one this week was "hemhorraging dogs."

S.M. Elliott said...

Oh, and "taste like the dickens".