Friday, March 09, 2007

I came home to find that SME ate my danish!

A Crime has been committed!



























She left a note






that said she was so






so so so so so so sorry!












Even though I bought her cake last time and I asked her please do not to eat my danish, I'll save it for after work


She Ate his Danish Mr President!









..... she did it!






She ate it,












Is this fair? I ask you, would you do this to someone you love?


Can you smell sulpher?



(The devil was here, right here and she ate my danish)
















Gone, no Danish for Richard.... gone! go eat some dried up crackers or something, go suck on some cardboard.... (Lucky for me she left her blog on , so now I can expose the truth about SME, dont leave your danishes laying around when SME is in the room!




She ate My Danish... and now I'll go to bed without my surgar


14 comments:

Laura said...

There's just no fucking justice in the world... 10 lashes!

tweetey30 said...

Poor Richard. LOL..... NO Supper for Sme though tonigt. LOL... Maybe the next couple of nights.LOL..

Gardenia said...

Laughing out loud rolling on floor - you have my word - I WILL NEVER cross you. The world will know. :)

tshsmom said...

You KNOW you gotta watch out for her! Hell, she has 1/2 our videos, and a bunch of our clothes and books!

NEVER leave a defenseless pastry lying around to tempt her.
When it comes to food, her brother is WORSE! It must be a genetic mutation. ;)

S.M. Elliott said...

Have mercy on me, poor sinner that I am.

La Cremiere said...

LOL!!! Sorry about the Danish. What about next time you buy two danish, one for you and one for your sweetie, so she won't steal yours. But SME that was really naughty of you.

S.M. Elliott said...

I know it. *wisp of sulphurous smoke*

If it makes anyone feel better, the danish put up a hell of a fight.

;D

greatwhitebear said...

richard, consider the danish small price to pay for the companionship of such a lovely young woman

signed
single, bored, lonely guy whose only saturday night companion is his computer

Notta Wallflower said...

LOL - Yes, the devil MUST be a girl and she MUST be SME. :-P That's the way to win your wife over and ensure that you'll never have to sleep on the couch. ;-)

tweetey30 said...

I see he got quite a rise out of us on the danish? LOL.... Oh well you can always go buy him another when you get a minute.

S.M. Elliott said...

I bought him another danish. Would the devil buy someone a danish? I doubt it.

Anonymous said...

SME was definitely adopted, it is impossible to be otherwise, great choice Kate!

Anonymous said...

Laura -you are very rude, ten smacks for your very naughty F word.

Vest said...

So it seems the accusation originated here, as 'G.......ia said on my blog, or am I mistaken?