For no earthly reason that I can discern, some chick emailed me an invite to her Yahoo group. Her screenname is Jeremiah, weirdly enough. This was just too funny not to share...
My name Flame
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
I love people with unusual desires. Wild sex without borders!!!! And peoples who can DREAM!!! I'm perfection!!! Do you want to hear my charming voice ?? You need heart-to-heart?! May be you have some deprived desire?! I know everything you want and can do it with you!!
My Appearance:
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 112 lbs
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Blue
Build: Athletic
Ethnicity: White
Pubic Hair: Bald
Measurements: 36-25-36
Bdsm, Leather, Rubber, Feet, Pregnancy, Toys, Smoking, Underwear. I can be so different!! I'm cunning and smart girl!!! I know when and with whom it possible to be a naughty and dirty ;) Life is theatre and we are actors! Come to me and i will play my best role for you!...
Languages Spoken: English, German
sme
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9 comments:
Who is she kidding??? I cant believe what people do. I mean J has gotten e-mails from other girls too like this before. I cant believe it. But then you respond to tell them no thanks and there e-mails are what they have typed in. Just plain weird.
Jeez... I wonder where she got your email address from. I've been propositioned for sex a few times on IM but nothing this weird.
And I have a hard time believing that she's got an athletic build and those measurements if she's 5'7" and only 112lbs. And she shaves her pubes. Just what we all want to know, eh?
I agree WC! At 5'7" and 112, the girl is a SKELETON!
SME, this makes your penis enlargement spam look good. ;)
She has obviously forgotten to inform you of her other attributes. which guarantee a choice of miscellaneous sexually transmitted diseases.
Yep, that pee thing enlargement ad is pretty sordid, but I am anxiously waiting for an ad that provides the info on a reduction in size.
It is mothers day here in OzStrayer, if it's the same in your neck of the woods, "Have a Happy Mother's Day". Those who are not Mother's, have a happy day anyhow.
SME, Thank you for calling.
oh man. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww
I found "I'm cunning and smart girl!!" particularly funny. Also funny that both "pregnancy" and "smoking" appear in her fetish list. ;D
Until yesterday, the only groups I've been invited to join involved either Satanists or rabbit owners, so this is indeed weird.
Vest, it is indeed Mother's Day.
I'll let you know if I get any reduction ads in my junk mail. ;)
She forgot weirdo and freak in her description.
LOL! She should have called her group "Skinny freak Seeks Anybody". ;D
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