Monday, October 29, 2007

Fun with Junk Mail: Personalized Penises

How many ways can you advertise penis enlargement products? Apparently, the possibilities are endless (no pun). I don't know why, but all the recent junk-mail ads in my email are directed at women.

Get a voluminuous phallus, Joan
Sheila's voluminous penis
Wide penis for Theresa

and one for the guys...

Extensive body part for Tyrone

and a couple of subtle ads...

MONSTROUS discount!
Colossal Savings!!

8 comments:

tweetey30 said...

I dont remember the tv ad exactly but its disturbing when they run those on the tv also. Maybe later I will go see what You Tube has. LOL..

Wandering Coyote said...

Ugh.

Notta Wallflower said...

Ha,ha - it's been a while since I've gotten one of "those" emails.

Laura said...

Too funny. I know I get these in my spam filter at work, but I rarely read the whole title. I've gotten ones that say something like "my boyfriend's cock is TOO big!!" ew

The Zombieslayer said...

Must be from another country where they don't know what is a masculine or feminine name here.

Oh, and Tyrone doesn't need an extension.

Bridget Jones said...

I wondered that myself. That what if I answered the spam and gave them someone else's addy?

SME said...

I don't know why I get so many of these things. You're right, ZS, Tyrone doesn't even need an extension - and neither do Theresa or any of these other people, myself included!

tshsmom said...

What's a penis?