Saturday, March 08, 2008

Just Asking

Let's say that a friend of mine, through no fault of her own, has a Celine Dion song stuck in her head. Um, I meant *his* head. Yeah. His.

My question is, will things ever be the same again once The Song finally goes away? Or will she (he! he!) have to live with the fear and humiliation for the remainder of his life?

Just a hypothetical - what if this friend had two Celine Dion songs stuck in her head? Does she have to commit Hari Kari or something, for bringing shame upon the human race?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

t's a world of laughter, a world or tears
its a world of hopes, its a world of fear
theres so much that we share
that its time we're aware
its a small world after all

CHORUS:
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small, small world

There is just one moon and one golden sun
And a smile means friendship to everyone.
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small small world

I think Celine is now out of your head. But now you've got a bigger problem...

Laura said...

Someone needs to find and kill Anonymous poster...

That is just hitting below the belt.

In all seriousness, there are a few things John's done that will never be lived down and come back to haunt him every now and then when I need a chuckle. I say file this away under "bring up again as needed" category...

R.L.Bodo said...

Ah yes, the Small World solution. Thank you - you might have just saved my life. ;D

Anythin
is better than Celine. If I ever have to be reminded of this terrible time, I will go and live in the mountains as a hermit...