I found a list (or rather, page of advertisements) for local churches today and was intrigued by how the various places of worship promote themselves...
The Berean Baptist Church has a a very sensible, no-nonsense font and no frills whatsoever. It preaches "Repentance and Remission of Sins" according to Luke 24:47. I'm sure it's a hoot.
The "First Church of Christ, Scientist" ad looks somewhat like a clinic ad. You can catch "Testimonies of Healing" on Wednesday nights.
The Anglican Church has a crest. Very Anglophilic.
A Pentacostal church meets, for some reason, at an Anglican church. No storefronts available, I guess.
And the United Church has huge, 3-D letters, with no fewer than 10 area churches listed. These guys mean bizness.
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There's actually another Berean Baptist? I thought Rev Dipshit was making it up when they split with 1st Baptist up here.
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