Maybe it's wrong to laugh at this, but I just read two memoirs by ex-FLDS women (Carolyn Jessop and Elissa Wall), and even with all the horrors that FLDS women and girls face, I still had to wonder - what is with that hair? Who in the hell decided, "Hey, this looks good. Every FLDS female over the age of 12 should do her hair exactly like this from now until the end of time!"? I don't know of any other cult that has its own hairstyle, unless you want to count 1970s Hari Krishnas. And what a godawful, bizarre hairstyle it is. How much Aquanet do you suppose these ladies go through in a year? I think we've found the sole cause of global warming, folks.
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