Is it like The Ring? Will I be getting a phone call?
This creepy mess was posted to YouTube last year by a user calling him/herself "The Hounded Few". The implication seems to be that some monks at St. John's Abbey in Collegeville, Minnesota are abducting and drowning drunk college boys all over the world, then leaving spray-painted smiley faces as a calling card (the profoundly retarded Smiley Face Killers theory). I'm not sure, but The Hounded Few could be this guy, Pat Marker, who was abused by one of the monks. If so, then Mr. Marker is trying to blame the monks for pretty much every bad thing that has ever happened in the state of Minnesota. I guess this should include the bridge collapse, the Twins, and Tammy Faye.
Petscop: Overview of Video 5
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