A friend of mine has an on-again-off-again problem with her hubby of 5 years chatting online. It's usually benign and she doesn't make too much of a stink about it, but once in a while it gets a little questionable. Recently she sent me a "transcript" of one of these little chats and asked me if I think it's cheating or not. This is a question I don't want to touch with a 10-foot pole. If I say yes, I'm incriminating someone on the basis of one chat. If I say no, I may be condoning some rather uncool behaviour (actually it would be REALLY uncool, since this guy has young 'uns). So, since my friend doesn't read this blog, I decided to post the bulk of the transcript and see what others have to say about this situation. In all likelihood I'll plead the 5th (yes, even in Canada), but I am curious as to what others think constitutes cheating in this wired world of ours...
Note: This guy is usually reliable and seems to be an OK father, but he can be a bit of a...well, a**hole. Think redneck without the country music.
Another note: The screen names are ficticious, tho I think they're suitable. Heehee.
One last note: This guy's spelling is atrocious. All mistakes are his own. Also, I think the girl (if it IS a girl) has English as a second or third or possibly fourth language.
redneck: hi. what about sex?
redneck: that's ok, hellow
redneck: yes yes
redneck: BUZZ
[Is he talking to himself here?]
cyberwhore: do u wanna have
redneck: have?
cyberwhore: o baby
redneck: a baby?
cyberwhore: feel my t**s
redneck: wow, that's really something
cyberwhore: n p****y.
redneck: that too
cyberwhore: it's all wet now
redneck: wow, too bad your there and Im here
cyberwhore: nm [Don't know what this means - not familiar with cyber lingo.] let cyber
redneck: i've never cybered before, fairly new at this [white lie at the least]
cyberwhore: take off ur pants. u male o female
redneck: no way!!!!!! male
cyberwhore: great. now masterbate. so u could do it.
redneck: ok [smiley]
cyberwhore: rub it hard
redneck: [series of smileys]
cyberwhore: playing with my p***y
redneck: kweeOOL. sex is great.
cyberwhore: makwe it hard
redneck: ans whe whe whe whe T
cyberwhore: put it into my p***y. slide it in.
redneck: ok...wow your warm. and wet.
cyberwhore: o yea. like it.
redneck: [heart smiley]
cyberwhore: yes, aaaa, hmmm, o yea [Etc. Truncated.] now let me suck ur d***.
redneck: careful...ok
cyberwhore: ahhh
redneck: [smiley] are you almost there yet
cyberwhore: o yea. kiss me
redneck: there...
cyberwhore: let me feel ur tounge. inside of me.
redneck: scratching
cyberwhore: oooo
redneck: going like mad [smiley]
cyberwhore: o yea
redneck: i'm done...
cyberwhore: ohhh, p***y is wet again
redneck: i'm sleepy now
cyberwhore: no
redneck: yea i'm all spent
cyberwhore: no no no, let's do some more
redneck: i always get tired after...well u know!
END
Well, what d'you think, folks? Other than "man, public education has really gone down the toilet"? Any input is greatly appreciated; I'm really between a rock and an icky place here!
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You know, there are adult classes he could take where he could become functionally literate. I think his horniness is a mute point right now. Correcting his English skills should be the priority.
I think what happens from time to time people role play becomes pastime for what ever reasons and the chats are full of well.. bull shitting, it is what it is... a time of wasteful folly at best. regarding this transcript, what was thought as harmless can become hurt-full when its discovered by the unsuspecting family member, girlfriend, boyfriend etc...If it offends... pluck it out or in this case...shut off the chat!
And people wonder why I have a problem with men -- it's because crap like this happens far too often!
a) I second ZS (again, how odd). This guy needs to learn to write.
b) tell your friend that she deserves heaps better than this functionally illiterate boor of a wanna-be man.
c) Therapy. Ideally for both of them.
Now, now! :P
The literacy skills may be paramount for us, but she's quite aware of those and I don't think they bother her half as much as, say, anonymous cyberboinking and whatnot. Not everybody is into that whole silly "complete sentences" thing, y'know...
I would have to agree with r's therapy idea (good luck getting a Midwestern manly man into therapy, tho). Then maybe a "Speak & Spell" for Christmas.
OK. All I know is that if I caught my husband doing anything like this, I'd be so furious! Bad spelling aside (my brother's is worse, and he's educated but cannot type worth a crap), this is really bad. This is like your husband looking at porn, only worse. I wouldn't tolerate it! Out out, damn wanker!
Tell A that I said she deserves WAY better than this.
He's got nerve pulling crap like this, when he gets all pissed when A is chatting with old friends. "His woman" shouldn't be wasting her spare time on things she enjoys when she could be doing her wifely duties (laundry, changing diapers, seeing to his every need...ad naseum)
Maybe he'd better do a reality check on his husbandly duties.
He'd better check his own front step the next time he starts ranting about A's family and their lack of values!
Liz should be old enough for a Speak and Spell. Maybe Daddy would catch on if she surpassed him in spelling!
"Out, out damn wanker!" *chuckle*
Wanker?! Have you been talking to Vest again?
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