Tuesday, February 21, 2006

4 Questions You Should Ask Yourself About "Lost"...

1. Why are the men so clean-shaven?
2. Why are the women so clean-shaven? Their legs oughta look like pine trees by now.
3. Why is the fat guy still fat? (thanks red jane!)
4. If you have some idea where you are and the island is chock-full of other people who might know where they are...are you really lost? Maybe Screwed would be a better title.

11 comments:

redjane Stephanie Belding said...

I haven't watched the show and now I'd have to go back to the beginning to get it all. But my question is, if you're stranded on an island, why is the fat guy still fat? Wouldn't he have slimmed down by now? The survivor contestants all wither away by the end of their time in exile so it makes me wonder.....

S.M. Elliott said...

Excellent question. I'm adding that one. :)

tshsmom said...

LMAO...SCREWED!!
I've never watched this show either. The premise, to me, is ridiculous. Screwed, PERFECT! You ARE my daughter. hehehehehe

Red Jane, I have another one for you. We have a local guy that we call Buddha(he's short, fat and bald). For the last 8-10 yrs this man has said he's dying of cancer. Every holiday is his last. He's actually GAINING weight. WTF?!

S.M. Elliott said...

I thought you'd like that...
Apparently Buddha has found the secret formula or something. Good for him. ;P

tshsmom said...

Maybe his secret formula is his unrequited love for Tammy Faye?

S.M. Elliott said...

Ew. I'd rather just die. Heehee.

redjane Stephanie Belding said...

OMG, Tammy Faye...wow, blast from the past. Ben Folds Five have a great song on Forever and Ever Amen about this guy Steven who is a foreigner, who never leaves even though he says it's his last night in town- very akinto your dying Buddha. It takes all kinds.

S.M. Elliott said...

Did you ever see "The Eyes of Tammy Faye"? Scary! She starts out explaining that she likes to collect dead loved one's glasses so she can "see through their eyes."

tshsmom said...

No thanks! You said that Buddha was in the movie.

S.M. Elliott said...

No, he was in an A&E Biography, I think.

The Zombieslayer said...

3. Why is the fat guy still fat? (thanks red jane!)

Ha ha! I don't even watch the show, but see the ads for it and I wonder the same thing.