"Tuscan milk is actually a highly watered down Chuck Norris semen. They tried to raise the concentration, but the bottle exploded, killing 67 and impregnating the entire town."
I love this! There are some fabulous comedy writers out there; just goes to show you that no one really edits or moderates the comments or someone at Amazon has a great sense of humour and understanding of free speech. But what I want to know is what the hell don't they sell? I mean, milk, food, books, what else?!?
wtf... people order MILK from Amazon? I dunno, that's just kinda creepy to me. I remember the Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 broom toy that people left vibrator jokes...
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That's so funny. How on earth did you find this?
The Museum of Hoaxes! (but it's not a hoax...they also report strange news, pranks, etc.)
My favorite quote:
"Tuscan milk is actually a highly watered down Chuck Norris semen. They tried to raise the concentration, but the bottle exploded, killing 67 and impregnating the entire town."
I love this! There are some fabulous comedy writers out there; just goes to show you that no one really edits or moderates the comments or someone at Amazon has a great sense of humour and understanding of free speech. But what I want to know is what the hell don't they sell? I mean, milk, food, books, what else?!?
Amazon definitely has a sense of humor. Remember the tank that Laura found?
OMG, I forgot about the tank! That was hilarious.
wtf... people order MILK from Amazon? I dunno, that's just kinda creepy to me. I remember the Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 broom toy that people left vibrator jokes...
That is hilarious. But is it a hoax, or can you really get milk from Amazon (you can get all kinds of ridiculous stuff from their US site..)
I'm doing 20 Comments Wednesday...you're #14.
They ship MILK??????? Now, I'm really wondering what other things are hidden deep in Amazon that we can get
Hi SME!! Did you know that you're part of WC's 20 Comments Wednsday tag? Well you are, so am I....and here we are!!!
John, you need to wash your mouth, hands and keyboard out with soap. EWWWWWW!!!
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