Friday, February 16, 2007

A week of junk email

I find my bulk inbox hilarious. Between the gibberish messages designed to sneak past junkmail filters (obviously an ineffective tactic) and the ads for things like "HUGE PENIS cleanse", it's cheap quality entertainment. Here are a few of the messages I received this week:

From Archie M. Moses: "Start your life from scratch with Viagra Soft Tabs!"

"She said that she's just upset, not losing her mind."

"Howard asked Jerry if it's true that he's into Scientology." (no word from Jerry yet)

"Are you in your search for new relations?"

From Magnus Arthur: "I still love you." (Thanks, Magnus. I still love you too. Whoever you are.)

From Manuel: "To my new spouse" (Yikes.)

From "sloth": "Sending you my love" (Aw, that's sweet. The random love of someone named "sloth".)

And the gibberish, my favorite: hankie noisily, radiology grandchild, midwife patio, replica outwardly, theoretically anemic, grand piano heavens, castigate telescope, hated together, slimy lesson, beige frumpy, lukewarm mainly

I'll blog about something meaningful, next week, I promise. ;)

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well i quite enjoyed myself reading through this post..and well messages like these do sound pretty hilarious...well for some really great stuff do drop by my blog on Love Greeting Cards sometimes and check out all that i've posted there...i'm sure you'll enjoy your visit!!!

S.M. Elliott said...

Fuh. Q.

greatwhitebear said...

my junk mail box currently has 4,781 emails in it, and it automatically empties every month.

tweetey30 said...

Those sound funny. We had lots of junk mail before we switched over to AT&T in late July. I mean we dont even have pop ups with this new internet service. It has a pop up blocker. I like that. Well anyway I shall be going. Lunch time for my little sweetie that just loved those pix of sophie this morning when I was looking.

S.M. Elliott said...

Heehee, glad you both liked the pics!
I have to check my bulk mail regularly 'cause there's one guy on the one-act committee whose emails always end up there. My account hates him for some reason. But as you can see, I enjoy readin junk mail a little too much! ;D

Wandering Coyote said...

That's a great list. I get some really weird ones, too. Perhaps I should save them and do a post.

Wandering Coyote said...

Gotta love some of these blogwhores, eh? I just went to Emmie's site. Ugh.

greatwhitebear said...

What WC, you didn't like ROXETTE?

Wandering Coyote said...

Not spelled that way!

S.M. Elliott said...

OK, I stopped by Love Greeting Cards. Ugh is right. ;P

Yes, we do all have our deep dark nasty secrets. Now one more of mine is out in the open: I sometimes, occasionally, once in a while listen to ABBA. And I really, really like "Waterloo".

tshsmom said...

GWB, at least she's not playing ABBA at our house anymore! ;)

Fuh Q...I LOVE it!!

Gardenia said...

I wish I had your sense of humor - suddenly at work 20 junk mails a day would pop up in my WORK email box wanting to sell me viagra or some other silly sex drug. I was quite embarrassed and mad, especially knowing the State and the stalker and God knows only who else was invading every nook of my life - SPAM is an invasion of privacy to say the least, and it really makes my blood boil!

S.M. Elliott said...

I admit I hate it when spam isn't filtered out, too. If I wanted to buy Cialis from Mexico, I'm sure I could do that without 50 messages a day egging me on. ;P

Gardenia said...

Right on - I mean where do they glom onto our email addys anyway? Grrrrrrrr

tweetey30 said...

I agree. We havent had that problem since we switched internet user though. I like this one we have here this time. I miss having long distance with no limit but who did I really call to have that anyway. Now we have five hundred minutes a month and I dont think we use half of them but I like them just incase there is an emergency. Anyway nothing new here to report. Have a good weekend and J just loved thos pix of Sophie. I had to show him today when we came home from the store. He says shes cute. Tweets.