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I know there are people who practically make a profession out of posting bizarre reviews at Amazon.com (see the reviews for Tuscan Whole Milk - if you're in need of a laugh, you'll never regret it). But this one for Johanna Michaelson's The Beautiful Side of Evil takes the cake (I cleaned up the grammer/spelling for easier reading):

"While reading this book on the toilet, I found myself ripping pages out of it in order to wipe the sh** from betweenst my ass. It tries to teach us some garbage about Christian redemption. After getting to page 50, I came down with cancer, lost all my hair, and stopped believing in Santa, all because this book read as though it was written by a dumb monkey. After I finished the book, I burned it in a ritualistic pagan fashion, while dancing NEKKID, to bubbly songs put out by ABBA. Once the pyre burned down to ashes, I spread them upon my naked flesh, and licked it clear in a manner that was befitting of the Great Mother Isis herself. You will love this book, assuming you have no frontal lobe, or some kind of diminshed mental capacity."