Wednesday, January 14, 2009

LOLVagina

It's rude and it's crude, but Atlanta's "Vagina Power with Alexyss Tylor" has got to be the funniest, craziest cable access show on Earth, next to Austin's The Freeman Perspective. Tylor's whole schtick is that woman are addicted to "the penis power" and have given up their "vagina power". Well, actually they're just addicted to penis, period. At least Ms. Tylor is. And that's the most coherent thing she has to say. In other rants, she warns against the evils of barbers (they will use their penis power on your sons!), gyms (men use their penis power on each other and foul up the equipment with their juices!) and cameramen who want to use their penis power on her.
Her co-host, who might be Ms. Tylor's mother and always has a file blocking her midsection for reasons unknown, well, she doesn't seem too impressed with the whole thing. Here are some clips...

"Dick will make you slap somebody!"

Penis Power Explained

"Men are givin' dick out like government cheese."

5 comments:

Captain Karen said...

"I'm piloting the pussy". Best Line Ever.

SME said...

I'm fond of "Dick will make you slap somebody! That is a FACT!"

You just don't learn this stuff in school. Which is probably a good thing.

zydeco fish said...

Wow, this is truly bizarre. Is she serious?

Candy Minx said...

Hey, I can't wait to check these out!

sp said...

Wow she is enlightening. I had no idea that men had trouble putting a wedding band on their finger because a wedding band is also a "noose around the nuts."

Her mother is hilarious. I hope she has her own episode.