The other day, in the mall food court, I couldn't resist peeking at the KFC menu to see if they still offer "failure piles in sadness bowls". They do, but *for some strange reason* they've changed the name from "Famous Bowls" to simply "Chicken Bowls".
Though I laugh at Patton Oswalt's bit, the sad truth is that before going veg, I probably would've liked the KFC Famous Bowl/Chicken Bowl. While I enjoy Indian cuisine or szechuan every now and then, I mostly have the palate of a retarded goat. Give me some plain ol' tomato soup and a grilled cheese and I'm a happy camper.
So this is my veggie take on the chicken bowl: Yves "Chicken" Tenders lightly breaded and fried, mushroom soup with a little onion soup added for "gravy", corn, mashed potatoes, and mozza. Pile it in a bowl, put on some Morrissey, and you're good to go.
The verdict: Yummy!!
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