I've posted some of my entertaining junk email before, but I'm just endlessly amused by it. Here are a few recent messages:
"Going to the beach do not forget to loose many kilos"
"Give her real immoral pleasure"
"You shall have my Chairs and candle"
"Undeliverable: Ophilia my dear I won't decay"
Creepy Clown Sightings
8 months ago